We believe everyone has the right to better potatoes.
Don’t sit idly by while the other guy keeps rehashing the same old spuds.
We stand up against big oil.
Every McCain potato product is 0g trans fat, and requires zero offshore drilling.
We don’t believe in business as usual.
With so many unique flavors and cuts, McCain is clearly the anti-establishment.
We believe in America’s youth.
With so many fun products for kids, there will be no fry left behind.
We’ll never, ever go negative.
One look at McCain Smiles and you’ll know we’re not mudslingers.
We believe in family values.
There’s no sense living in America if you have to pay an arm and a leg for good frozen potatoes.
We believe in cuts for everyone.
Tax cuts are great, but crinkle cuts and wedges are so much tastier.