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McCain Talks Tough: “Just Try Me”
BOSTON - McCain Potatoes today offered a confident rebuke to accusations that the upstart potato brand can make good on its promise of better potatoes, saying simply “Think you won't taste the change I'm promising? Just try me.”
McCain Defends “My Babycakes” Comment
BUFFALO - McCain Potatoes chided the media’s rush to sensationalize “every gaffe and gotcha” while defending his controversial “my babycakes” comment as “nothing more than an innocent reference to our thin, homestyle potato pancakes.”
McCain Selects Cabinet
PHILADELPHIA - In a move some pundits have called presumptuous, McCain Potatoes today selected its cabinet – a solid wood, double door hanging unit that will house a political A-list of the nation’s favorite condiments and seasonings.